The "Give Me Free I Aso Don't Want" Syndrome

Okay, i have often encountered this "Give Me Free I Also Don't Want" Syndrome in my cheong circles - sorry Olive (my Gf) - your baby is a lil naughty sometimes - as they say: "Nan Ren Bu Huai, Nu Ren Bu Ai" (woman love a Bad Boy).

What is the GMFIADW Syndrome? It is basically, a rating for a girls' appearance. If the gals do not light my fire (which is very very subjective), some men would invariably go  - "wah lao, look like monkey - GMFIADW". (In other words, if the 'ugly' looking gal proffered them her love-hole, they would reject it outright).

This is to as if to convey tat they got 'standards'. As if their little didi is discerning and want only the best.

Sometimes it becomes ludicrous. When Ris Low was Miss Singapore, got several friends of mine say she so ugly, GMFIADW. The same guys also say tat the present Miss Singapore look like a trans (now tis is something i agree - but if she "gives" me, I take.

Come on, I am so low class tat as long as it is a woman, i can consider. Once I even buaya a kopi tiam aunty beer promoter, and she actually took out her dentures when she gives me BJ.!

Now for those GMFIADW people, if you look like Brad Pitt, i will lan lan just shuddup. But KNN, some of the people who made comment this shud take a look in the mirror.

The most incredible case is a friend of mine with a comb-over so bad, pot belly like eight months pregnants, sweat stained shirt, smoke stained teeth, and spurts of hair on his lips he called a 'moustache' can also pass the GMFIADW comment for Ris Low.

You may say that maybe he got money - but he hasn't. He free-loads ciggy and folds arm whenever bill comes ......I scarcastically say everytime bills come - "sir stamford raffles will make is his appearance soon".

So please ah, gentleman, next time before you say GMFIADW, look again in the mirror:

* If your man-boobs bigger than B cup size bra, got less hair than Zidine Zidane, got more pock marks and craters than mark lee, got a more  Lao Lan face than Cao Guo Hui, dick shorter than sushi roll .... or all of the above .......

if ever the gal is so stupid as to offer her love-hole. grab it and be thankful .... u just tiok lottery!

(* does not apply to monied dudes - you can have all of the above plus BO & flatulance problem also okay. not only will be ladies, but i will aso call u charming ..... dam boot-licker i am!)