Monday, August 30, 2010

Assault Case - My Office Lau Hiao

Today i very the cham….. my office Lau Hiao wear this blouse tat show her cleavage whenever she bends down. Not only can I see the “long-kang” of her droopy neh neh, I can see all the way to her skin coloured bra (bet you its 4 pieces for $10, made in China brand type!).

To make it lagi 倒霉, apparantly Lao Hiao never apply powder at her neh neh evenly, there is patch of caked-up powder right in between her cleavage. i tried to avoid it, but suay suay kena tis visual assault..

Plus lagi cham, lagi 倒霉 today being a slow office day, everybody being so free - Lau Hiao kept coming to my desk to talk cock.

i pretended to be busy just to avoid my eyes being blinded by that horrible sight of Lau Hiao cleavage.

Originally I wanted surf some sexy sites, but I decided against it. I am afraid tat sekali I ill feel aroused and start rubbing my dick subconsciously. What if Lau Hiao happen see tat and think tat i kena mesmerize by her neh neh .... she may just pulled up her skirt and “ka kui kui” (leg open) to purposely show me "zaogeng". if that happens, appetite for lunch surely gone.

My Office Lau Hiao ever told me she that she sometimes wear g-string. And she proudly mentioned that the g-string is so thin that its almost like dental floss.

(I candidly told her tat white messy 'CB hair' peeking out of a lau kway bu's g-string is a "horror show". I meant it. But Lau Hiao apparently think that it is a joke!)

Now my office Lau Hiao is a character. She is in her mid to late forties but dresses like a siao mei mei (little gal). Once she came prancing and skipping into the office wearing a short mini flared out skirt. I prayed tat office fan would not billow and blow up her skirt. But it did. It revealed a panty with a cartoon character on it!

It is, I think (as I dare not look closely) Doraemon – known also as “xiao ding dang” in these parts. This is just great:  A comic "Xiao Ding Dang” pussy on a “Xiao Ting Tong” (crazy woman) pussy!

Lau Hiao also likes to stick out her tongue to act cute ......  dam disgusting. it literally give me goose bumps!
The Office Lau Hiao also got disgusting habits. She once wrapped up her sanitary pad --- shouldn’t she be menopausal at this age? ---- in a MacDonald’s hamburger wrapper. She place sanitary burger inside a paper bag and accidentally left it near the office pantry waste bin. Office coffee lady saw it and picked it up. She asked whose MacDonald’s tah bao does it belongs to. Cheapskate Andrew, my office colleague, say that it is his …. and he got a free “Happy Meal” as his reward! (Deserved it you cheapskate bastard!)

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