Since this blog is started only on August, readers may not know much about Olive. She is my girl friend.
Now Olive is a tall gal - but she is hellava skinny. I like to tease her tat her neh-neh is so flat - like roti prata (and without egg some more). In fact, i commented that my ah pui cousin's man boobs is bigger than hers.
Olive in turn likes to comment on my receding hairline and my pathetic attempts at a combover (told me not to waste time - simply use kiwi shoe polish to go over the bald spots).
Olive also harps on about my looks or lack of it thereof. She says tat even Wayne Rooney is handsomer than me. (Now THAT is an insult, how can that Shrek lookalike be better looking than yours truly?).
Olive also likes to pick on my dress sense. She says: "pull your pants any higher up your waist you won't be needing a belt - but a dog collar".
Anyway the backdrop of today's post is tat Olive has got the flu bug since last two weeks. As a result she has not been getting "it". Now that she has convalesced and feeling better, she wants some groin action.
We had a hurried dinner and went back to her place. We tongued and smooched ... (thankfully Olive had her braces removed. I remember the first time we kissed. Olive had a set of chompers that can "grate coconuts". It pretty much like when you have the chinese restuarant dinner and order grouper fish - yup looks like tis..
Normally frenching is a sexy experience for us, but don't know why this time i found it very ticklish .... i giggled like a girl. Olive, whispered for me to shut up, and promptly used her index fingers to flick at my balls (know the term - 'kooti'?)
It worked like a charmed. It suppressed my giggly instincts.
Next in the foreplay menu comes the body massage (like those in Thailand's "ap nam" - turkish bath). Olive used her tits to rub over all my body. Surprisingly it felt good. I can see and feel Olive's nipple swelling. Olive's breast now looks like fired eggs, sunny side up.
At first impluse, I wanted to twist and turn her nipples as if tuning a radio. But I decide against it. I learnt from reading a women's mag that gals hate this ..... and i am afraid Olive might just retaliate by using my cock as if like "a plunger unclogging a choked sink" when she administers a handjob on me. (Come on, our Love making SOP - Standard Operating Procedure. After doing "the plumber" - I would then lick Olive's pussy exactly 15 times, she would usually shiver a little and then i put my dick inside her. 10 short stokes later, i would ejaculate.)
But tonight, given that Olive is feeling particularly randy, i decided to go off our usual SOP. err.. maybe like lick her 16 times instead of 15 ...... nope, i decided to give me more foreplay until she begs me to penetrate her.
I decided to literally seduce her from top to toe. Yes, I am being very literal here. I patted Olive on top of her head to 'start' my seduction (i intend to end my session by licking her toes: see .... top to toe seduction huh ...).
In my deepest, sexiest voice I told Olive to "close your eyes - and as preventive measure also take out contact lens as i might lick your eye lids".
Surprising Olive demurred and have none of the verbal comeback.
Taking my Top to Toe technique literally, after patting Olive's head, i started licking Olive's forehead. How was I to know tat forehead licking not sexy - sometimes when i do the homer simpson and smash my palms on my forehead and go "doh"! - sensation quite shoik what.
"what are doing? .... why got so much saliva one ... dripping down my eye you know" Olive said.
As she uttered these words, she opened her eyes and lifted her head.
Olive's sudden 'jerk' of her head as she lifted her head was timed to perfection. Her forehead hit the bottom of my chin as just as i was licking her. Forehead hit chin. Chin hit mouth. Mouth slammed shut suddenly just as I was licking. I accidently bit my tongue.
Blood started oozing ....
"Sorry sorry dear dear, i don't mean it" said olive after surveying my injury.
"wah liao, like that cannot lick you down there ......" (btw, I once described the experience of licking down there as - "smells like fish, taste like 100 plus")
"Never mind. I give you handjob and you quickly enter", Olive said.
Next thing I know, its "the Plumber".
Skipping the usual "15 licks", I ploughed my little kuku jiao into Olive's surprisingly wet love hole.
Few a short stroke later - i came.
And the last words before I came: "better faster come. i can taste the blood in my mouth already ...... and it is not mesus"
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