Our company's big boss was at the office. He is a no nonsense chap with a stern demeanor. He is the sort of person who "bo cheo" (never laugh). We always talk behind his back that he didn't get any last nite.....
Whenever boss is not around, leaving my immediate superior to be in charge, office really "bo cheng hu" (no government). We literally climb over his head. We would go for long lunches and do our own 'personal admin' (like paying bills, shopping, haircuts etc .....)
But when big boss is around, we all like m-i-c-k-e-y .... m-o-u-s-e like tat. We also have to act busy.
As a result of the tyrant's presence, my office routine kena disrupted.
Now, I have a habit. I usually during office hours always go pang sai. And my pang sai session is at least half an hour long. Everytime i will kena suan when i return after depositing.
Office Lau Hiao will suan me tat i "shit gold", and announced to everyone "Mr. Poh Heng (a goldsmith shop in Singapore) finally come liao ..... I got my revenge one day. I dipped my hand in nut-teller chocolate spread, pretended that it is shit, walked up to Lao Hiao and say, "here, Poh Heng "Gold"-finger give you a present." I then use my chocolate covered fingers to purposely touch her ...... Lau Hiao's "you disgusting creature" and screams are like music to my ears!
Anyway, since Big Boss around, we are desk bound. So we would communicate by using email:
Don't know why but I find Office Lao Hiao email exchange particularly funny.
This is what we exchanged.
Lau Hiao: " ....(becos of boss at office) .... missed my nail spa appointment at two. Maybe I should tell manicurist to shape my nails like claws ....."
Me: "lucky i don't have nails like claws nor have a habit of scratch balls like Will (our colleague) ..... sekali accidently kena "sunat' (circumcision)"
Lao Hiao: "Scratch Balls William" tis morning served boss coffee. Wonder if he dipped his fingers in it" ...
opps boss walking towards my direction ....
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