I saw my Uncle at a Health Centre

Now most people would die of shame if they were "caught out" when they are committing some kind of "indiscretion". Imagine if you were caught by your relatives or your wife's relatives whilest indulging in some 'forbidden' delights. That is why you see some very hilarious sights if you staked out at love hotels. The man and gal will not walk together. Often the man (or sometimes the gal) would walks just in front and walking a few short steps away is their partners in crime. My friends call this phenomenon - "the walk of shame" ....

Alamak ... its sometimes soooo obvious that it is embarassing. My take is tat if u kena caught out, just treat it like a matter of fact - don't deny or act pai say. Just calmly state the fact that you accompany yur boss and/or customer and that he is at the room presently. Don't dwell on it. Most people treat episodes of indiscretion as personal secret between the both of you - not to be shared with outsiders. It is like an unspoken code of conduct amongst cheongsters.


This being said, i have, in fact, met several of my uncles at HC (Health Centres) and even once at GL (legal house) before. What to do, we have the same horny genes what ....

One particular uncle i met at a Health Centre dam funny. He sebei pai say when he saw me there. During Chinese New Year, he would always act goody goody as he is a teacher with two kids (my coz 12 & 13 yrs old ). My uncle is always telling them some chinese folk tales with moral message.

Anyway, when my uncle saw me at waiting area at a Health Centre (FYI, it Leisure Health Centre at Bikit Timah). He was shocked. I saw him literally gave a small jump (or jerk).

My uncle next pretended tat he got back ache and that he needed massage (he wayang put his hand on his back as if in pain). I comforted my uncle. I told him that Health Centre "special" can cure back ache. They massage u from your "front" and your back ache magically disappear.

Bladdy uncle act blur and ask wat is 'special".

I said that special is when they massage u like tat (i clench my fist and make a "wanking" action with my fist). He mummbled a quiet 'oh' and blushed. Later he sheepishly told me not to tell aunty tat i saw him here.

I am a good nephew. I assured my uncle tat i am not busy body. i even give him a reco so tat next time he will have a better experience - my uncle btw was given a lousy masseuse - ugly and clock watcher. I had tried her before - she is one stop short of looking like an "ah qua" (transexual) with a botched up sex change op.

PS: ..... and i was dam tempted to tell him to write an Field Report at one of those sex forums.