First of all, why do they call it G-String? What is the "G"? Does it stand for "Groin" or "Genitalia"?
I think the "G" here stands for "Gross" .... especially if a guy wears it.
Now let's imagine if a guy is to wear a G-String .. the string will obviously NOT adequately cover his balls, and for most men, their the G-String should barely conceal his shaft (penis) as well.....
(Don't fret if you are one of those men whose penis is so small that it can be obscured by the thin G-String, .... simply tell your lover that your reed thin kuku is a straw, and when she sucks or drinks from it, you can simply Come Inside her Mouth and give her a refreshing "Salted Soya Bean" Drink.
If your balls are hairy, lagi best, call it "Salted Soya Bean Drink" decorated with a Rambutan skin garnish .... you can call this special con-COCK-tion, "Fly's Eyes" ........ don't you think that a G-String when strategically placed in the middle of your testicles will make it look like the Eyes of a Fly?
Anyway, I had this indescretion once and as a momento, I kept my partner's G-String panties. Of course keeping such a item runs the risk of Olive (my girlfriend) discovering it.
I have mentally prepared a contingency plan. Should this event occur, I will remain calm and not try to put up a poor excuse. I would simply say that the G-String belongs to my mom. I would ask in an indignant tone:" What makes you think a sixty plus years old cannot wear G-string?"
Anyway, it is simply inconceivable to imagine olive walking over to my mom and ask her: "Aunty ah, u got wear g-string ..."
If Olive ever does that, I will surely be busted. I am sure that my mom cannot imagine how skimpy an underwear can be. She will probably think that the G-String is just like an extra large tampon. (Mom will think that, as her santitory napkin is the size of a Big Mac!)
Now Olive herself is no fan of G-String. To wear a g-string, you need ass (or bumper) ~ "you know cushion for the pushin'".
Well if you have been following my blog, you would know that Olive do not have "Headlights" (breast), but thankfully Olive's ass is not totally flat thank. Some cushion for the pushin'.
Woman with good headlights (boobs) and bumper (ass) and cushion is reckoned to be like luxurious car. For Olive, having a only skinny body frame plus a small ass for cushion means that Olive is just like a bicycle.!
The bicycle analogy is very appropriate, for when I am in the throes of an orgasm, my legs make this involuntary twitching motion as if I am peddaling a bike. (It could be worse, I once witnessed my friend do the "frog swimming" - breaststroke leg kicking motion as he is about to cum. Since he looks like a toad, I playfully nicknamed him, the "Frog Prince")
Like I said, Olive does not like wearing G-string which she says is very uncomfortable.
It doesn't help matters when I gave her a wedgie as a little prank. I had mistakenly thought that since a gal has got no balls, how to feel pain when I do the wedgie .... (Olive got her revenge however, during foreplay she pretend she wanted to ass-rim me ~ lick my ass ~ instead she poured some medicated oil down my anus!
As a public service, let me please warn you not to try this i.e. pour medicated oil down your anus. Its feels like you put a burning charcoal up your ass. Its so bad that I have to "tilt" my buttock cheek one side when I sit down as if waitng for a fart to come!)
Anyway, I had tried to make Olive overcome her aversion to G-String by showing her some Japanese porn. But she is not convinced.
Refering to the porn, Olive remarked: "this is bladdy unrealistic, how can the girl feel excited when the dam man use the g-string and "floss" her vulva. Don't tell me when you floss teeth you can feel orgasmic one ah ....".
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