Different women have different approaches and techniques for Blow Jobs.
Usually "conservative girls think that it is unhygenic and refuse to administer one.
Talking about conservative, I used to date a girl who is so prudish that she thinks reading FHM is like viewing porn.
One day at Orchard Road, I saw a braless angmo lady. I can see her nipples clearly through her blouse. I made a comment that the angmo lady nipple is very pointy and that it can poke your eyes if you are not careful. My lady went very quiet and hardly talked to me for the rest of the evening. When finally confronted what was wrong, she said that my comment about the braless lady is so disgusting. Alamak, when I heard that, I nearly faint. Like that already cannot ~ how to show her porn. I think if I showed her porn she would engage a ‘tang ki’ (exorcist) to cast the demon out of me.
Even in the act of BJ, got all sorts. One of my previous girl friend is amazing, my kuku haven’t even gone past her teeth when she already started to gag macham as if she kena strangle like that. I went a little further in and gagging sound she made is so loud that it becomes a turn off (the gagging “arrruuug” sound is as if you are about to vomit). She actually even said that my rice size dick is so big! She must have small oesophagus or a very sensitive gag reflex.
Now this is in contrast with my present gf, Olive. When she bj me, she took in my entire tool without any problem. After the act, I jokingly asked her whether she was a circus performer in her previous life, and if so, she must be a sword swallower.
Olive chio ka peng, she said, “you call your dick sword ah …. More like tooth pick …. I can suck chupa chup (lollypop) while blowing you … wanna bet?”.
My ego dented, I took up on her challenge one day. Sad to say, Olive won. Not only did Olive bj while sucking a chupa chup, she can also talk while at it.
(I told Olive that when she ever give birth, the baby should come out of her mouth rather than her CB!).
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