Today as you know, is raining cats and dogs - and another slow day at the office.
In the midst of generally doing nothing, our Office Lau Hiao, out of blue, said loudly:
"wah ..... rainy weather so shoik to sleep and cuddle".
I replied: "your bed got a lot of soft toys one ah?"
(Now when I said this, it was not to intentionally poke fun of her - it just came out of my mouth, purely inoncent remark I swear!)
Everyone at the office laughed.
In response, Lau Hiao sexily flicked her hair backward (preening gesture eeeks!) and said:
".... you think I cannot get a man is it? ..... I tell you when I turn on my charm, no man can resist me".
to which I scarcastically mumbled:
".... especially when she wears her "Xiao Ding Dang" panties....."
Story Context from an earlier posting on this blog
This comment is probably the biggest mistake that I will make today (keeping my fingers crossed and scratching my balls for luck).
Lau Hiao replied:
"wah say, u peeping tom, how else you know what panties i wear ...."
Everyone, and I mean everyone, laughed at me terok terok ..... ......
Even my weak attempts at a come back "... at least Xiao Ding Dang panties better than you going commando" got drown out in the sea of laughter.
This is indeed a ludicrous situation: a forty plus lady who 'admits' wearing a Xiao Ding Dang panties did not get teased but instead the butt of jokes was directed at me.
sigh ... what a start to the day.
(As of now, barely one hour ago since that fateful "Xiao Ding Dang" remarks, I already got the following smart aleck comments:
1) Raj (from India): "What colour of panties did she wear today?"
2) Ugly Admin gal, Alice: "... you got buy her Xiao Ding Dang soft toy ah ...." (bladdy bitch always gives non sequitor remarks.)
3) Spineless Superior: "... focus on work not on her panties ah ....."
4) Padawan Patma (my mentee) - did not say much, but caught out by me for snickering a few times.
Only the Ruffian Chao Ah Beng, TC (whom I occasionally go cheonging with) came to my side. (His remarks are very crude, so I shall leave a few spaces in between in case you don't want to read)
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(no other posting here except for crude words of TC)
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"Chee Bye Lao Hiao, cheng Xiao Ding Dang ter kor, bo kia yi eh meow kah yi eh nua chee bye ..."
(translated from Hokkien: "The Cunt of an Old Hag, wear "Xiao Ding Dang" underwear, not scared the cat (i.e. Xiao Ding Dang is a cat) bite her rotting cunt".
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